Soft as a Baby's Butt

Now that's a bummer.  Thirty years working to please the sweetie with a perfectly smooth shaved chin, now, chemotherapy has unexpectedly softened and removed the whiskers. Face as soft as a baby's skin, but now I don't have a sweetie to please with my new softer complexion.

Some might say that if I had a  new softer personality my luck in matters of the heart might improve.